9 Types Of Girls Who Will Attend Your Hen Party

9 Types Of Girls Who Will Attend Your Hen Party

Love or hate them, Hen Do’s are a wedding tradition which are dedicated to celebrating your last night of bliss before you sign up to: bickering, giving birth to babies, and picking up dirty underwear. Even if you’re not too fussed about having a big bash. It’s a great opportunity to get all of the girls together to create more memories. We’re pretty sure you’ll be able to relate one or four friends to these…

The bathroom bestie

All of us know that there is so much more going on in the ladies than there is on the dance floor. The bathroom can be used as a corner of shame, therapist’s room or a Topshop photo shoot. It’s the place where friendships are formed. Whether she leant you her hair brush, told you your dress was cute, or alerted you that you had a train of toilet paper stuck to your shoe. She instantly gets BFF status. There’s nothing wrong with be-friending a complete random for the night. It truly is wonderful what a fab mood and having one thing in common can do for us girls.

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Here she is. The friend who is drunk after an hour of arriving. Danced on every surface possible and passed out and put in a cab before happy hour even starts. She’ll have a round of second shots ready and prepped before you’ve even picked up the first, and be roaring for an argument in the Kebab house at the end of the night. She maybe a bit eager, but if you can’t let your hair down on a hen party, when can you?

The animal

We all have that one friend who all your other friends are slightly scared of. She’ll turn up in a feather boa, wolf-whistle at every breathing male who walks past. And spend a fortune in every novelty shop you walk past. Whether she’s performing an interpretive dance to Beyoncé or flirting with the bar man to get you free drinks. She’s the heart and soul of the party, and you admire her for that.

9 Types Of Girls Who Will Attend Your Hen Party

9 Types Of Girls Who Will Attend Your Hen Party

The goody two shoes

Everyone has that one friend who rarely ever goes out and is in all honesty, slightly naive. From being red in the face when the willy straws arrive. To questioning if it is acceptable to be sipping Prosecco at 10am – hen do’s and their shenanigans are a rare occasion for this bridesmaid. The most stressful part of your wedding planning so far will be trying to convince her that hiring “male entertainers” is compulsory. As they seem to scare her more than spiders.

Snap snap

9 Types Of Girls Who Will Attend Your Hen Party

9 Types Of Girls Who Will Attend Your Hen Party

Every friendship group has one. Their story on Snapchat is longer than your University Dissertation, and even though it is impressive you can’t help but wonder how her battery can last that long? You have no problems in her documenting every step of the evening. Memories and all! But when they’re up on Facebook for the world and your boss to see what a mess you were, the fun is kind of sucked out.

Sober Sally

This will be the sensible one who has a plan for everything. Her idea of living on the edge is having a shot of Sambuca and not using three glasses of water to wash it down with. It will just need to take place when the itinerary says so. Which will be after dinner and not a minute sooner.  If you need someone to accompany you to the toilet. Supply you with chewing gum to freshen up your vomit infested breath or to pick you up off the floor. She’s your gal.

The slightly begrudging one
9 Types Of Girls Who Will Attend Your Hen Party

9 Types Of Girls Who Will Attend Your Hen Party

There’s always one – It could be that she’s been married and had a few bad experiences, or maybe she’s just had no luck with guys and has already convinced herself that she’ll turn into a crazy cat lady and die alone. Alcohol and celebrating love when you are alone aren’t always the best of combinations. So make sure you’ve got your pocket tissues at the ready.

The one who only knows you

Ahhh, the childhood best friend who has grown up with you. Maybe you’re not two pea’s in a pod anymore but no-one can take away your memories. The chances of her knowing anyone but you are slim. You haven’t even seen her in 5 years. So maybe it’s time to dig out your year book and prepare yourself for lots of jokes that no-one else in the world will ever understand.

The sister-in-law

OK, so in the best case scenario you get on like a house on fire and she’s the sister you never had. The other you wish he had a brother. She may be watching you like a hawk, but that’s her job. Involve her the best you can and make sure she’s the one mumbling the words “I’m never that bad” the next day and not you.

9 Types Of Girls Who Will Attend Your Hen Party

9 Types Of Girls Who Will Attend Your Hen Party